aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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versaceslut:

malaikafilth:

I still admire whoever lanacrtlaltdelrey was for that fucking url tbh yall

oreooficial:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via unicornbuttcheeks)

barrio2barrio:

youreinmydreamsnow:

Whoever’s running their twitter needs a promotion immediately. These are actually really funny

This shit is real! Im now following theses ma fukas

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idkhumor:

when someone mentions something you love

image

weed.

(via sweetestwordsremainn)

i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away

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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

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